Could Ripping A Fart In Front Of Your Partner Be The Secret To A Successful Relationship?
You might have thought the key to a successful marriage was trust, compatibility, the same financial values, the ability to motivate each other. Well, you thought right. Apparently, according to an article doing the rounds at the moment, this includes farting in front of your partner.
Who would have thought? I have been doing it all wrong these years. It all makes sense now. If you can’t fart in front of your partner without fear of being judged, you’re in trouble sister. I know, I’ve been there. It’s a dark road when you can’t let one rip in front of the love of your life.
The theory originates from a research paper that an author and family psychologist wrote. The author, Leah DeCesare, says her husband knew at that very moment – when she farted in front of him for the first time – he was going to be with her for life. The post-dating fart is clearly far more symbolic than I ever have given it credit for.
So what happens if you start sneaking around doing farts behind his back? If you fart when he isn’t around is that like…fart cheating. Should you hold your farts in until he gets home? Saving them up for him? I’m so confused.
Maybe I am overthinking the whole situation. Ladies, I believe you should be able to fart in front of your partner because if you don’t, he’s going to get a rude shock when you birth a child in front of him or ask him to change a poo explosion for the first time.
If you are a farting in front of your partner virgin, I want you to fart today. Pop that cherry now! Free the fart and live happily ever after. If he randomly leaves you mid fart….Call Mythbusters.
The Author of Research Paper & books which have been cited in several articles that inspired my opinion on farting in front of your partner is: Leah DeCesare is the author of Forks, Knives & Spoons.