The Dark Side Of Wearing a Romper.
I see Instagram chicks in Playsuits (AKA Rompers), leather sandals & reflective sunnies.
I look down at my child ravaged body. I just sigh.
I’m a 34 year old women with three kids. I feel totally unfashionable.
Which is BS, because I would have looked ridiculous in a frilly romper before kids anyway.
My frumpy shaped body – even at my skinniest, has never been one to pull off any fashion trend.
This is what I tell myself.
Anyway, I still bought a playsuit. (gasp!)
It’s Full length at the legs (who even shaves?).
It’s plain black, because I’m trying to blend in.
I wear it with thongs (Flip Flops, not a G Banger).
It’s a size too big, because that’s how I roll (literally).
Can We Talk About The Elephant In The Room Please?
This. This highlights just how sexy the romper…playsuit…”all in one suit”…is.
It leaves you vulnerable and cold wondering wether some pervert will be looking over the toilet stall door.
God forbid you find yourself in a public toiler with no lock, because this is exactly how it looks.
Full naked, tits out, pants down.
Even worse, trying to pee while stretched out stark naked trying to keep the unlocked door shut with the bare tips of your fingers.
There is officially nothing sexy about a “Romper”
Incredibly Funny Artwork which highlights the real deal about the romper created by Sad Girl Pop