Put Some Pecker In Your Pout With Dick Lipstick




Put Some Pecker In Your Pout With Dick Lipstick

Dick Lipstick or “Pecker Lipstick” if you want to be less offensive. Its real. You may have seen it. Yes its hilarious and hey I’m not one to argue about its conventional uses. Being a woman who doesn’t wear lipstick I think I will stay out of the fun. Quite frankly I look like I work in a 1920’s brothel the moment I put lipstick on while other women are rocking it looking like supermodels.

I can think of a few complimentary products that would pair up great with the Dick Lipstick though. When your done rocking your Dick Lipstick you can go home and cook yourself some Dick Pasta then cuddle up to Dick….your pillow boyfriend. You don’t have to call him Dick of course. I’m sure he will be just fine with Richard or Barry. Richard doesn’t even snore and Barry wont steal the blankets or expect an explanation when your “not in the mood”.

 

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After seeing these blow up on the net I think you know what to buy yourself your mum your girlfriend for the hens party guests. One lady says in the Amazon review she filled a Pinata with Dick Lipsticks. I can imagine some people are mortified. Well as a mother who has shown her lady parts off to conceive children, to birth children and then again to make sure I don’t have cancer in the Foo Foo area we haven’t got much decency left do we?

Have a laugh. Its free. Make sure you share this article with your mother in law. Okay… maybe not. Unless shes exceptionally awesome.

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